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When there were No Deer Left in Central Illinois

28 Tuesday Apr 2015

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Twenty-one years old and the only deer I had seen were in a zoo and one early morning when I was sleeping with some other guys on the cabin porch at Morgan-Monroe State Forest in Indiana, and a doe came out of the mist to investigate the snores, or something.

Then, according to my father, deer began to show up at dusk at the edge of the woods on the Buck farm, which he leased from the Buck family (hence the name we used). Therefore, every time we visited, we took an evening break to drive the five miles to the Buck farm to see the deer. Although we must have made that trip two dozen times, and my father assured us that he often saw deer emerge from the woods while he was working there in the evening, we never saw the deer.

Then one night, after dark, when I was driving home alone from my summer job, at the speed limit, just a few miles from the farm, a buck deer appeared at the edge of the road in front of me. I didn’t count points on the antlers. A vision of collision appeared before me, and the deer moved into the road in front of me and leaped over the hood of my car, clearing the car completely, leaving me breathless and amazed.

It was worth the wait.

Ten Words and the debate about where to put them

12 Sunday Apr 2015

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Monkeys see, hear, speak no evil, Bangra.com   Arkansas is the latest state to join the ones who have decided to place a monument to the Ten Commandments on their state capitol grounds. 

Luther put the Ten Commandments in his Little Catechism. Many churches still include them in their Confirmation teaching, since they are a part of the covenant between God and God’s people. Some commands address the uniqueness of Israel’s God and God’s demands, one preserves the reciprocal care of one generation for the other, four address the essential duties of neighbor to neighbor, and the last one or two, depending on who is counting, go to the heart of neighbor-to-neighbor meanness in human greed. 

The numbering and the translations of these Commandments vary. I usually taught them from the simple Hebrew root words, which have no “Thou shalts” but do have definite “No, No’s!” or “Lo, Lo’s!” if we’re going to be literal in the original Hebrew language. We do not need to honor one set of versions above another—two versions from Exodus, one from Leviticus and one from Deuteronomy—but we can see a similar core to all four, and to the various prophets’ applications of them. Chief among the prophetic applications for us come from Jesus, who did not discount the Ten Commandments but reinterpreted them by going to the heart of each one, especially the five neighbor commands, in the Sermon on the Mount found in Matthew 5-7. 

Jesus went further, recognizing the chief commandments are not the Ten “No’s” but the two “Yes’s” also from the Torah—“Love the Lord your God with all your heart, mind, soul and strength,” and “love your neighbor as yourself.” Every other command and every application of them, even the great Ten, are judged according to these two, according to Jesus.  

These are special teachings, unique to the tradition of Israel, but they have echoes and parallels to a some extent in several other religions. These teachings are not built into Western jurisprudence. They are not quoted or mentioned in the Constitution. They are not referred to in the Declaration of Independence, though “God” is mentioned there a few times, defined as the source of human liberty. When built into the lives of believers they can influence the direction we should go in law and public life, especially the “love neighbor as self” rule and the “Golden” interpretation of it, “acting toward others as you want them to act toward you.” 

None of the founders of this nation, Washington, Franklin, Jefferson, Madison, Adams, or anyone else insisted that any particular biblical law or quotation be a motto or basis for our public life. If they had, they would have spent a great deal of time arguing with each other about what it should be. Today we will still argue about which version and which laws should be used to influence public life. It is a good argument, as long as someone does not insist that his or her own particular version should be enshrined in stone and required of every citizen to be honored above all else. 

I would hope that judges and other politicians would teach and preach and study their own positions and versions of faith openly in their communities and houses of worship, but not in their courtrooms nor in their legislative chambers. Let them learn from their Hebrew roots if they have them, and not build idols of things they do not yet understand. Let them testify in court and legislature without bearing false witness.

A mysterious package from outer space

10 Friday Apr 2015

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Monkeys see, hear, speak no evil, Bangra.comA small white box with odd cone shapes attached to it had landed in the field a quarter mile from our farmhouse; this was sixty years ago. It was easy for a nine-year old boy to imagine that this discovery was from “outer space,” even with the remnants of a balloon attached. But there were clear instructions to return it to the weather survey of the University of Illinois, so the budding scientist could understand its purpose.

Curiosity got the best of the boy. What could be inside it?  The boy was already keeping charts of temperature, wind directions, barometric pressure and humidity on a daily basis, as if his record would somehow add to the inscrutable science of meteorology. What kind of information did this unusual box contain? Opening the box was a challenge. As he pried it open its contents came out in pieces, none of which made sense. He had no way to understand the apparatus that was inside, or to make use of its pieces. There was no obvious barometer, thermometer, hygrometer or anemometer. Having opened the box whatever information it contained was lost. The effort that some faraway alien had put into this instrument and its scientific payload was lost.

The next time he found such a box a few years later he returned the “weather balloon” to the Post Office as instructed, feeling remorse for the earlier trespass.

We may treat the payload of history and cultural tradition in a similar way, tearing into it and making no sense of its contents, or returning it to a place of expertise where someone behind closed doors can deal with it as they want. Neither is very helpful. When we give up trying to make sense of our heritage and leave the process of learning behind, or when we turn it over to others, we cheat ourselves out of the most precious gifts that life sends our way

When we became foreigners and the children of wandering Arameans

09 Thursday Apr 2015

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When we lived in Minonk, Illinois, which is smack in the middle of… nowhere, and all the work of Sunday morning was done, Jan and I sometimes took our two teenagers for a get-away lunch to the nearest fast food stop, which was ten miles south at Dairy Queen, El Paso. On this particular Sunday, I got in line with the orders in mind, and stood behind a man who became increasingly disgruntled, as the famiIy in front of him tried to decipher the menu and communicate their food orders with their broken English.

Ironic, I thought, that a place named El Paso could not handle Spanish. The menu design did not help much, as the pictures did not correspond with anything printed nearby, so the process was taking awhile. Sunday mornings were usually uplifting, peaceful, and energizing, so I was in no hurry, enjoying the children’s interplay with their parents, and their struggle understanding what they were actually ordering.

Mr. Impatience Next-in-line would have none of it. His muttering under his breath grew louder and soon his swearing was loud enough for everyone nearby to hear. He turned back to me, plainly seeking support for evicting the blank, blank “foreigners, Mexicans.” “Where do they get these people, anyway?”

I put on my blank face and said what first came to mind, “Mah atah rotzeh? Ani lo yodeah,” in my best conversational Hebrew (which is to say, “What do you expect? I have no idea.”). The man turned red, turned around, and didn’t say another word. It wasn’t long before he got to place his order, and after a few moments, he had it in hand and left the restaurant.

We ate in peace, enjoying each other and the lovely family nearby who were discovering their strange and not particularly healthy or appetizing new foods.

Life in a tidal pool

08 Wednesday Apr 2015

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lakeshoreWhat kind of metaphor matches the extraordinary event of resurrection? Eggs, rabbits, butterflies, the springtime renewal of bulbs and flowers and plants long dormant– all become metaphors for new life. They are fresh metaphors as long as there are children around, but for jaded adults their freshness wanes.

When Jan, Nathan and I went with friends to Acadia National Park several years ago, along the Atlantic coastline of Maine, we took a ranger-led tour along the rocky coast.  We saw the small tidal pools teeming with brightly colored life amid the granite boulders. Tiny neon red starfish, translucent sea anemones, orange sea horses, dark burgundy kelp, rainbow-sided minnows just started the long list of creatures found in pools no larger than a tub, left behind when the tide receded. Their lives seemed self-contained and secure, but reality always brings another tide and connection to the ocean, where their destiny is to grow beyond their small size into larger creatures within an infinitely larger sea.

Life in the tidal pool is interesting, but one is always aware that it is a microcosm of something vast and powerful. Life in the pool is fragile and temporary. The tide both renews the pool and destroys it, trading one set of inhabitants for another, retrieving its occupants for another life.

The pool could be any human organization. Nothing we belong to, from family to nation to humanity itself, lasts forever without changing. We get so involved in the small picture we do not see the larger. The forest for the trees. But if there are tides of change that we foresee, we live differently. Sometimes we live with more appreciation for the precious time we have in this space, and sometimes with more anxiety for fear of the coming changes.

The pool could be life itself, mortal and finite, existing in the endless mysteries of the universe. Science portrays many such tides in past aeons, bringing changes that involve destruction and renewal. What we experience in four dimensions, string theory in physics now tells us must exist in ten, well beyond what we perceive, in series of explanations that grow more bizarre and esoteric year by year.

Resurrection reveals our reality. Our regular reminders and celebrations of this bringa fresh tide of life-changing awareness. There is more to life than we can see, but how can we possibly describe it or talk about it sensibly with so little experience of it? We have to see beyond the confines of our pool, our little group, our short time. We begin to see a long trajectory of forgiveness and mercy, infinite patience, and steadfast purpose to bring something larger into being.

The communion wafer, the substitute piano, and the not-quite-empty tomb

05 Sunday Apr 2015

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Jan should tell this story, as she often has, but it’s my turn to tell it here in this space.

Jan was arriving at church on Easter morning, planning to enjoy the egg casserole at the youth-sponsored Easter breakfast, but at the same hour that the first Easter service was beginning. Meeting her at the door was a nervous Elder who let her know that “You have to save your husband (the minister), who is having to lead worship a cappella, since the pianist who promised to play for the first service did not show up.” True to her ready-for-just-about-anything role, Jan went into the sanctuary, picked up a hymnal and proceeded to provide piano accompaniment for the service. Very nicely.

Then came the communion service at the end of worship, when her husband placed the wafer and cup on the piano so that she could participate in communion, after she finished the piano accompaniment. Jan tried to pick up the bread—one of those very thin, whole grain, unleavened wafers—but it slipped out of her hand and fell between two center keys, and got stuck. The keys immediately ceased to play. It was at the end of the service so people had few chances to miss those missing notes.

Jan tried to get that wafer out but could not. Other people tried without success. The only remedy was to bring the rehearsal piano from the choir room behind the sanctuary into the sanctuary, after the choir had finished its warm-up for the second service. Jan recruited a few helpers to move that piano through the small vestibule between the two rooms.

The vestibule had been decorated as the empty tomb for a children’s activity which was to take place at the opening of the second worship service, within a few minutes, but the drapings and hangings of that “empty tomb,” had to be removed temporarily, to move the piano through that space. Jan proceeded to take the drapings down and she was in the process of putting them back in place, holding the last drapery up with her hand, when the children arrived to peer into the tomb.

There she was, caught in the empty tomb in her choir robe, with a score of children peering into the tomb and asking, “Who is that, and what is she doing?” Whereupon, Jan spoke the first thing that came to her mind, which was, “You come seeking Jesus of Nazareth who was crucified, but he is not here. He is risen!”

The children returned to the sanctuary telling about the angel who had announced the resurrection to them, much to the surprise of the children’s worship leader who expected them to say that they had found an empty tomb.

Ad libbing, improvising, and extemporizing all the way through the drama of the resurrection story—a comedy of sorts—does it sound familiar? The original actors did not have their act together, did they? It wasn’t exactly planned out to the last detail, nor are our lives. We just have to remember a few key lines.

Bruce and Cathy Larson opened the door.

01 Wednesday Apr 2015

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Bruce and Cathy Larson opened their door… to their neighbors who were trying to maintain their homes in Chicago’s Lincoln Park neighborhood in the face of a major urban renewal project that would wipe out many blocks of moderate income housing and replace them with high income condominiums. They volunteered to work for the Independent Precinct Organization’s efforts to stand with these neighbors and protect their homes and investments in their neighborhood.

Bruce and Cathy opened their door… to me as I went door-to-door canvassing for support for the IPO’s project and resistance to the city plans. They served me herbal tea each time I stopped to talk with them. They loved their multi-cultural neighborhood, interesting people, old houses, and Chicago’s only authentic beer garden. They found the city plans to be disappointing and discriminatory, destroying a a rich culture and replacing it with a moneyed elite.

Bruce and Cathy opened their door…  to the Lutheran congregation they served by choice at the same time that they opened their congregation to  commitments to service with their Latin and African American neighbors, young and old, their old union-organizer, artistic,  political dissident, and nonconformist folks of all stripes.

Many people came in and out of their doors. I was privileged to be among them for several months.

One night, after they put their two small children to bed,  they opened their door…  to someone they probably knew, or whom they believed they should know, as Jesus would have opened the door, or as Jesus came to them in the form of someone in need. That night Bruce and Cathy were stabbed to death in their living room.

As far as I know, their murders, back in 1969, remain unsolved. Holy Week seems a good time to remember such a fine couple in Christian ministry, who opened the door of my heart to the needs of people I had not met before,  and to the sacrifices that sometimes are required in the attempts to  serve.

Making it to the hairdresser in a spring blizzard

31 Tuesday Mar 2015

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The snowstorm was one of those late season avalanches, in March of 1976, interrupting everyone’s expectations of what should be coming. The blooms of daffodils and forsythia  should be just around the corner, and everyone should be getting ready for spring garden parties and Easter egg hunts. Instead, two feet of wet snow clogged the streets and brought school schedules, traffic, factory production, business and everything else to a halt.

The siren of the local volunteer fire department and rescue squad alerted me to the mid-day need, when ministers and third shift workers were usually the only ones available to respond. Who knew who could show up today? Driving the car three blocks to the station was out of the question. Running would have to do. Fortunately the high carriage of the rescue truck would plow through the snow-filled streets better than most other vehicles. I met Mike and Bill at the station, we jumped into our gear, and headed  a mile east of the station, to a beauty salon from which the emergency call had come.

A block and a half short of the salon we came to a halt in a snow bank in the middle of the street. We bailed out of the truck, hauled our emergency gear cases, and trudged as fast as we could to the salon. The hairdresser-beauty operator met us at the door, frantic and near hysterical.

In the middle of the salon floor, flat on her back, lay a lovely woman, in her mid-thirties, neatly dressed in a spring dress, her skin shading to gray and blue, not breathing.  She had rushed several blocks through the snow to make her weekly hair appointment, arrived on time, and, after removing her light coat, but before she had a chance to sit in the salon chair, she had collapsed. How long had it been? To my mind it had been at least ten minutes from the time that the siren had blown, but who had kept track? When had she stopped breathing?

Bill was the old hand among us, but he had a cold, so giving advice and communicating by radio and telephone was his appropriate role. We had to proceed with checking her clear airway, beginning artificial respiration, and chest compressions, as we were trained to do in those days. Mike took the first turn in mouth to mouth, and I alternated with him, both of us losing the contents of our stomachs sometime during the next hour of intimate contact, with no response.

Bill tried valiantly to arrange for a snowplow and another ambulance to come in tandem, but in the end the best that he could get was the funeral director’s station wagon following the snowplow, after we had given up on the principle that “having started CPR, one did not stop.”

She had a husband and two young children. She was about the same age as Mike and I. What could possibly have been so important about her beauty appointment that she pushed herself through the snow for events that would most certainly be cancelled during the days to come, except for her own funeral? Neither Mike nor I were feeling particularly healthy at that point, not that we regretted trying to revive her, but everything we had done certainly proved futile.

That was how we prepared for spring, and Easter, that year. In the face of such futility and pointless death, we had to insist that sometime, somewhere, there had to be a point to our foolish living. We would look for it. Maybe we would find it.

The day I wrecked the tractor and died

25 Wednesday Feb 2015

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I was about 13 years old, and had driven the tractor, specifically the Farmall “H” tractor, for about five years. On that spring afternoon I was returning from the field at the south end of the farm where I had finished harrowing in preparation for planting. (We did that sort of thing in those days.) The smooth lane lay ahead of me along the fence line at the edge of the farm, and I was in fourth gear. I had never driven in High gear, and this was my opportunity. I slipped the gear shift into High and released the clutch and took off. The speed was exhilarating as the fence posts whizzed by. I must have been going twenty miles per hour! I pulled the throttle open a little more. Soon I was approaching the bank where the lane broadened and sloped gradually toward the river bridge, where I knew I would have to slow down.

I was already at the ridges when I realized that I should have slowed earlier. The ridges intersected the lane and were the last visible remnants of the lodges of an Indian village. I had often combed those ridges for abandoned grinding stones, celts, knives, and drills, and I should have remembered that they were there, forming a bumpy area even at slower speeds. Before I knew it I was bounced off the seat, holding onto the steering wheel with all my strength, trying to pull my legs back onto the platform to apply the brakes. Meanwhile the tractor headed toward the creek with the old spring at its head.

Somehow the tractor stopped just at the lip of the bank where the creek had eroded the field. I peered down into the creek bed twenty feet below, and I saw my body there in the creek bed underneath where the tractor had come to rest… in an alternative universe where miracles do not happen. I died that day, or I knew I would have died. My parents would have grieved long and hard and blamed themselves for letting me drive that tractor. There would have been no end to sadness, as we used to say.

I backed the tractor away from the bank and drove it slowly, very slowly, back to the farmyard. I do not know whether I was happier for having been reborn from the dead or more ashamed for having nearly wrecked my parents. I do not know whether they noticed my strange thoughtfulness as the next weeks passed. Perhaps I appeared no different than usual.

Certainly I have thought about that second chance at life many times since. One spring just before Easter fifteen years later I could not shake the memory as I headed toward a farmhouse where a couple had just lost their only son in a farm accident. He was thirteen years old, and he had fallen off the tractor under the disk. What could I say to them?

Oh yes, I still have the “H.” It is my favorite tractor of all time. Like me it has been baptized in murky water and raised from a muddy grave

the day the combine burned up

25 Tuesday Nov 2014

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I don’t know most of the details of this story. How much did the combine cost? A lot. What crop was Dad combining? Corn or beans. What field was he combining? The north sixty acres, that we called the Pacey place. What date, or time of day?  Who knows?  Daylight, in the fall,  when Dad was more than 75 years old. Someone may remember or have a record. What caused the fire? Could have been several different things. Dad had a fire extinguisher. I don’t know whether he tried to use it and finally had to give up. No matter. The big expensive John Deere combine burned up. Dad got off of it before he became a casualty. That was the most important part of the story, of course.

The other important thing about it was what Dad said afterward, “It was getting harder for me to climb up the ladder to the cab anyway.” Such equanimity. Such acceptance. Not just resignation to a fate that couldn’t be changed. He expressed some relief, a bright side, a positive outcome. I think he was actually grateful. After that he could hire someone else to do that job. He didn’t have to use that monster machine anymore, just because he had paid for it, invested in it, and needed to use it for the harvest. As much as he loved farming, some aspects of it had become a burden for a man who had started to farm shortly after he learned to walk. Good riddance to operating a combine, maintaining it, fixing it, climbing up and down on it.

There is not a bright side to everything. Often we are surprised to find it in an unexpected place, but there it is. Sometimes we can even say appropriately, “Burn, baby, burn!”

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